Trip Quotes

"SAR! are you trayin to be funny"
A completely exasperated security guard at LAX, after seeing a passenger put matches through the carry on luggage xray machine’

"Oh heelll no"
Guy from san diago seated next to chris on an old style coaster at Six Flags, right before the first big drop.

‘Cant let you on, No shirt, No shoes. Hollywood, six miles to the south.’
The conductor of a San Francisco trolley refusing entry to Simon and JJ